Third time's the charm.
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines review (Spoilers Ahead)
After staying at the office for a while longer than I intended, I decided to invest the night in the latest Terminator movie.
Arnold Schwarzenegger returns in
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, which pretty much finishes this man vs. machine epic in suitably heavy metal fashion.
T3 sees 'future hope of mankind'
John Connor(Nick Stahl) in his twenties; a young adult living alone (Sarah passed on already) on the fringes of modern society. His experiences in the previous film have made him paranoid, forcing him to live without an address, e-mail, identification... anything that connects him with anyone. The deadline for 'Judgement Day' came and went, and the world still existed. Despite this, Connor still lives with a nagging fear that something is wrong.
Of course, as expected, the traditional time travel effects (spiffier this time) appear, disgorging the latest terminator. This time around, the latest model (heh) is a female (well, the default form is female) killing machine called the
T-X (Kristanna Loken), or
Terminatrix.
This new robot seems to be a hybrid between the first two terminator variants; it has a relatively destructible mechanical interior structure covered by a layer of liquid metal skin/armor. This is kinda odd since you'd think that a fully-metal terminator would be more preferrable... anyway, aside from the ability to ALWAYS look drop-dead gorgeous no matter what you throw at her, the T-X has a built-in superweapon in it's right arm (a handy plasma cannon/flamethrower). Finally, this minx has the ability to take control of other machines, including other terminators.
Some time after the T-X makes her nubile entrance, Ah-nuld the T-101 also arrives (literally, for the ladies!) to fulfill his countermission for humanity. Then, it's a running battle with the evil Terminatrix, with a LOOOOONNNNGGGG car chase which makes the freeway battle of
Matrix Reloaded look like a Sunday drive, and a finale that ends the saga where it all began.
WHEW!
Anyway, I have to say that... I liked it. It's not totally awesome, to say the least... there are some slow spots, and the T-X's design is kinda underwhelming. Aside from that though, I have to say I enjoyed watching this one. I have to admit, Arnold looks incredible here; I've written before that I've thought he was getting too old for this role, but he looked just as formidable here as ever before (CG? Makeup? Wow!). This is a great 'return to form' for him, honestly. Aside from that, the Terminator has some funny moments which both poke fun and pay homage to the earlier films. This movie's Terminator isn't as cuddly as T-2's model ('I know now why you cry...') but he's a bit more likeable.
Nick Stahl is a world away from
Edward Furlong, but his character gets some nicely-written lines which links him well with the previous chapter. He kinda reminds me a little of the guy who played Paul Atreides from the Dune TV series. Eh. As for
Clair Danes... well, she's just there. Kinda looks a bit old. Hmm. Oh well.
As for the T-X, I have to say
Kristanna Loken is dynamite. DAMN she looks great. Yep, and she gets the blank, malevolent shark predator glare down pat. Too bad she didn't spend more time in her time-travelling suit. Sigh.
T3 revs up the action up a notch with more advanced SFX, lots of BIG explosions, crashes, glass breaking, walls crumbling and then some. The best stuff comes in the third act, though there are some good bits throughout the almost two-hour film.
The ending is open for another sequel, but I think it can pretty much just end here. Anything else would just be an extra, but given what this chapter has revealed, extras would be welcome. Action fans, watch this in theaters for the great surround sound. Or wait for it on a good dvd with a BIG TV. Arnold's BACK.
One funny thing though... Aside from Arnold, the ONLY other character to appear in all three Terminator films is a minor character (guess who) who ironically gets one over on Linda Hamilton. Oh well.