Be-Leaguered
The latest comic-to-movie translation hits theaters.
Yesterday, to pass the time before going to get my blood sucked at
Comic Quest, I went and watched the latest comic-to-movie translation,
LXG (
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen). For the information of those not well-versed in comics, the film is adapted from the works of comic legend
Alan Moore (who coincidentally has excommunicated the film). LXG is about an alternate 1800s Europe, where characters from famous literary works of Jules Verne, Arthur Conan Doyle and others actually live and breathe. It's an interesting premise, bringing together famous 'superheroes' to form a European, non-costumed, retro version of the
Justice League. What makes the story more interesting is that most, if not all, of the 'heroes' are... er... colorful personalities. Not what you'd call squeaky-clean. That makes for some intriguing interactions.
Well, at least it was so in the comic. In the movie, it's a bit more simplified, but what can you expect? Anyway, moving on.
LXG opens up with Old world Europe being rocked by a series of amazing attacks; attacks carried out by a group armed with hi-tech weaponry (for the time); automatic machine guns, tanks and troops with seemingly invincible body armor. Not one but all nations are attacked, causing the fragile peace and order situation to teeter on the brink of war. The one responsible for this carnage is a mysterious, scarred and masked mastermind calling himself
The Fantom (how that weird bit of spelling came out escapes me), purportedly an arms dealer looking to make a literal killing in the coming conflict with his futuristic munitions.
In order to stop this villainy, the British Empire calls back from retirement the legendary white hunter,
Allan Quatermain (
Sean Connery), to put together and lead the latest League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. The present group consists of invisible 'gentleman thief'
Rodney Skinner (
Tony Curran), international pirate and submariner
Captain Nemo (
Naseerudin Shah), vampiric
Mina Harker (
Peta Wilson), Shapechanging
Dr. Jekyll (
Jason Flemyng) and the immortal
Dorian Gray (
Stuart Townsend). Tagging along (and causing quite a bit of controversy among fans of the original comic) is American secret service agent and former carefree boy-hero
Tom Sawyer (
Shane West).
After the League gets together, they head off to thwart the Fantom's plans, riding Nemo's ornate invention,
The Nautilus. But even as it seems that everything is well in hand, treachery and betrayal are waiting to spring a deadly trap, and a sinister agenda is beginning to take hold. HAHAHAHAHA...
Ahem. Anyway, LXG has been rocked from the beginning by bad to lukewarm reviews. I however sat down, watched it and found the film... not bad. Really.
Well, it wasn't stellar, but it didn't suck like another British-flavored Sean Connery-starrer,
The Avengers. Perhaps the raw material of the original comic and premise just really allows for an interesting watch. There's a lot of pretty violent (and a bit poorly shot) fight sequences as the League takes out The Fantom's armored troops; Quatermain taking out baddies with his 'jabs of doom', Nemo using some dazzling (and pleasantly wireless) martial arts, Mina Harker going Dracula on enemy arses and Tom Sawyer spraying bullets like he's watering a garden. The tech toys are nice; the Nautilus and Nemo's car are cool, if a bit too fancy, and the enemy weapons have an odd, interesting retro-look. Thankfully, unlike recent action films LXG at least keeps a fast pace with little dead, boring lulls in between meaty loud stuff.
Unfortunately, it doesn't come without flaws. First of all, after you think it through, the plot is pretty ridiculous. I'll leave it at that since I don't want to spoil the movie for anyone. Also, the baddies start off interesting but you really don't get to see any of them as having personalities or identities aside from Fantom himself; there are a couple of soldiers with attitude, but none really stand out; heroes of the LXG's caliber demand villains with equal standing, and the movie's lead heavie kind of comes up short (even a last-minute revelation of who the baddie really is just appears as an afterthought and pointless). A really formidable, literary-based baddie taking on the League with all his/her powers and abilities would have helped the film immensely. Give us
Fu Manchu with his martial arts, magic and armies of suicidal kung-fu brides. Give us
Jack the Ripper assassins. Oh well. Maybe in the sequel...
On the whole though, I found LXG to be a watchable movie. Sean Connery was at his usual level of old hero archetype; Peta Wilson (whom I admittedly didn't find too fetching in the trailers) turns out to be a pretty cool Mina Harker, and one of the more engaging characters in the film. A couple of characters aren't used to their best, such as invisible man Skinner (who ironically seems to 'disappear' at a certain point) and foppish Dorian Gray. And, yes, Tom Sawyer seems a bit out of place. Well, actually, VERY much out of place. But they had to have an American. Ho ho...
LXG is a serviceable action/SFX movie. Lots of loud stuff, meaty fists of doom, CG up the wazoo and Sean Connery. Get your own league together and watch this. And have fun nitpicking about it after.