10 Signs that You've Been Reading Too Much George R.R. Martin
1. Your dream pet is a dire wolf.
2. You say 'ser' instead of 'sir'.
3. You find yourself making up cast lists for a Game of Thrones movie.
4. When in restaurants, you often order lamprey pie.
5. You feel very uncomfortable at weddings.
6. You have a soft spot for dwarves.
7. You enjoy laughing at a good jape.
8. You often name your pets after dead relatives.
9. You find villains a lot cooler than heroes.
10. You wish you could shit gold.